Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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