That's intense
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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