Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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