Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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