Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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