Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Randomize
