I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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