And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
