Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Randomize
