would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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