Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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