not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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