Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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