how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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