Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Be still, my beating vagina.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
