I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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