they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
We smell like vodka and hangover
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? Youβre excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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