C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
And then my night got REAL pukey
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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