they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
We smell like vodka and hangover
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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