Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
he wants to bone in the snuggie
im six kinds of drunk right now
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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