i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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