new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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