Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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