mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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