Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
We are all done wearing pants today
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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