She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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