I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I can't turn off my feet"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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