if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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