before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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