i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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