I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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