you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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