I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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