with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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