I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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