Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
There are leaves in my underwear?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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