Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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