I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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