I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
