Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Randomize
