i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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Do I have a choice?
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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