i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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