We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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