Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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