i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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