How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
The uberlube is also flammable
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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