I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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