found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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