A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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