I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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