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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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