Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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