called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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