drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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