The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
